In this episode, we reminisce about how stupid we were before we had kids. And happy. Probably because we could get sleep whenever we wanted. There’s a reason sleep deprivation is used as a torture technique.
We take two brief breaks, one for a commercial and one to talk about Lex’s manscaping.
Basically, everything we thought about having kids was wrong.
The Friedmans used the Moby wrap to carry their kids until they lost one in it.
You’re not going to be able to reason with kids so learn about primal scream therapy.
When you have kids, you must talk about their poop. All the time. If your kid needs a probiotic, the Moltzes use this one which tastes great.
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